Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?
They're there for those who don't drink.
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How Does a Sardar Cheat the Railways??
He buys the ticket but doesn't travel !!!!!!!!
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One evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with
pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way...
Friend: why are you pushing your scooter manually?
Sardarji: 'I forgot to bring the scooter key from my
home.
Friend: 'Is it! Then, How did you come to office from
home in the morning?'
Sardarji: 'I was pushing my scooter from home to office
also in the morning.
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One day a Sardarji talking with his friend.......
Sardarji: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we
will not be able to communicate with my child.
Friend: Is it! Why?
Sardarji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will
start to speak after 6 months.
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BEPPO SINGH WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL.
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Beppo Singh: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Beppo Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure,
and the answer is 6!!
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BEPPO SINGH NEEDS VITAMINS FOR GRANDSON.
Beppo Singh: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Beppo Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the
alphabet yet!!
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Jasmeet Kaur watched her husband Santa Singh searching
high and low, all over the living room.
She asked him: "What are you so frantically searching?"
Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet: "And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?"
Santa:"Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on
television saying ....'You are watching the Star World channel'? "How can
he know what I am watching?"
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Sardar:Wht's ur qualification?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: Only two alphabets you have learned and that too in wrong order.
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A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK. I thought,
thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.
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